Three taps. Zero accounts. One very confused partner.
1. Pick their crime
Choose one of 25 ready-made accusations — from “replying after 3 business days” to stealing your fries. No typing, no quiz.
Want it personal? Optionally add their nickname. Want credit? Optionally sign it with an alias. Both are off by default.
2. The verdict is issued
Your browser instantly builds an official-looking certificate: award title, citation, sentence, red-flag level and a big case-status stamp.
3. Send the evidence
Hit Send to Partner. On phones this opens your share sheet with the certificate image and the link — WhatsApp, Instagram, Snapchat, Telegram, iMessage, anything. On desktop you get one-tap buttons for every major platform, plus image download and a 9:16 story version.
4. They open the case
The link preview only says a case was opened — never what the crime is. They tap, break the seal on the case file, and the certificate is revealed. Then they can file a counter-case against you in five seconds.
Under the hood
Every case is packed into the link itself (a short encoded code containing the crime, a decorative case number, the date and any optional names). There is no database of cases. The certificate image is rendered on your device. Read the details on the Privacy page.